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Trump supporter pioneers DIY vasectomy with handgun
An American gun enthusiast and Trump supporter last week pioneered a new DIY vasectomy. The man belongs to a group which shares images of themselves pointing guns at their genitals. But, in a monumental balls-up, he accidentally fired his gun and shot himself in the scrotum. The San Diego man belongs to a private Facebook …
Widespread rejection of Ivanka Trump’s heedless Pride tweet
Presidential enabler Ivanka Trump took time out from her role as an advisor to her father yesterday to tweet ‘Less hate, more love’. She decorated the tweet with flawed Pride imagery. Her tweet came just days after the US coronavirus death toll passing 100,000. Also, as the presidential advisor tweeted, riots took place across the …
Not a clue: Pete Evans, a 4 letter word beginning with C
Yes. That is correct. Pete Evans is a chef. Not a doctor. Nor a scientist. He’s not even a DIY flux capacitor engineer. He’s a chef. But despite that Evans spruiked a $15,000 light frequency machine, a ‘Bio-charger’ — which he claimed could fight coronavirus — on Instagram. He called the machine a ‘hybrid subtle …
Forget science. Preacher says cunnilingus causes COVID-19
One of America’s most influential religious figures, former presidential candidate Pat Robertson claims cunnilingus causes COVID-19. Pat Robertson avoided the word ‘cunnilingus’. It seems it was at the tip of his tongue but he couldn’t quite get his mouth around it. Ladies’ private parts “Some of these young uns are doing all kind of unnatural …
First Eurovision, now Testicle Festival not dropping in 2020
In a kick in the balls for testicle lovers all over the American midwest, the organisers of the Deerfield Testicle Festival reluctantly cancelled this year’s event because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Now in its ninth year, the Deerfield Testicle Festival previously beat off stiff competition from other gonad galas. A number of American towns hold …
Comune di Bugliano keeps Italians laughing during lockdown
The satirist behind the Comune di Bugliano continues to keep Italians laughing during the grim days of the coronavirus lockdown. Last week, a tweet from the civic authorities of the fictional town fooled media who reported on it as fact. The tweet announced a ban on orgies, threesomes and gangbangs as a precaution against the …
The Collected Wit & Wisdom of Alan Jones: COVID-19
In a time of crisis, Australia, of course, turns to the Collected Wit & Wisdom of Alan Jones. Because, in the era of COVID-19, if you didn’t laugh, you’d cry. Jones yesterday described the response to the worldwide pandemic as ‘the health version of global warming’. Some people in this world got through life until …
Media fall for Italian gangbang ban twitter prank
A prank Twitter account earlier today managed to fool gullible media with an announcement of a ban on orgies, threesomes and gangbangs in the Italian commune of Bugliano. The local Mayor supposedly banned multiple partner sex acts as a precaution against the spread of coronavirus. 🔴 VIETATI ASSEMBRAMENTI DURANTE LE ATTIVITÀ SESSUALI. Come misura ulteriore …
Friday the 13th: unlucky for paraskevidekatriaphobiacs
Friday the 13th is upon us, an unlucky day according to paraskevidekatriaphobiacs. Paraskevidekatriaphobia, or the fear of Friday the 13th, apparently still affects millions of superstitious people around the world. So, on this Friday 13 March 2020, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the globe, Trump lingers in the White House and MAFS remains …
Ask Granny: all your coronavirus questions answered
Granny answers reader’s questions, gives advice and offers must-have lifestyle tips. If you have a pressing matter that requires resolution email Ask Granny. But this week, with the world in the grip of the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020, Granny answers all your coronavirus questions and more. The Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020 Dear …