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Does President Unfloppable’s Viagragate expose a secret weapon?
Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro faced hard questions this week over the country’s ViagraGate scandal. Ironically, the president likes to refer to himself as ‘imbrochável’ or ‘unfloppable’. Critics demanded to know why President Unfloppable’s administration spent a fortune on impotence pills, prosthetic penile implants, lubricants and botox for the country’s armed forces. According to Brazil’s FLASH …
Fluffer auditions: Euphoria S3 filming Gold Coast
The producers of Euphoria S3 yesterday announced plans to produce the third season of the hit show in Queensland. Gold Coast locations will double for Miami as the cast of the drug-and-sex-soaked show hit the beaches for Spring Break. With plans to up the sexual quotient in the coming season, producers are now holding fluffer …
Vegan Rainbow Sandwich: Mark Latham triggered by sanga
I try occasionally to be an empathetic person. Honestly. Cross fingers and hope to die. But triggered by a f_cking sanga? Yes, indeed. Mark Latham posted to Twitter yesterday to complain about a Vegan Rainbow Sandwich available in the NSW Parliament House. Now, I must admit that there are two kinds of people I find …
Nothing says Women’s Network like a big purple dick
The logo for the Prime Minister and Cabinet’s Women’s Network is no more after someone eventually noticed it looked like a big purple dick. Additionally, the W for women attached to the phallic design element looks suspiciously like a pair of balls. But anyway, the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet shared the logo to …
Chilly willy: Skier suffers ‘frozen penis’ at Winter Olympics
Skier Remi Lindholm told Finish media he endured unbearable pain during the Winter Olympics because of a frozen penis. Worse, the skier says this is not his first chilly willy! Freezing temperatures caused organisers to delay the start of Sunday’s men’s cross country ski event by an hour. They also reduced the usual 50-kilometre course …
Family Feud: an activity that brings men closer together
A recent episode of Family Feud on American TV required contestants to guess survey responses to a pretty obvious question. “What’s an activity that brings men closer together?” One of the competing families eventually guessed the top three answers. Sports/Fishing seems obvious. As does drinking, or Cold Brewskis in Yankee television lingo. But going to …
Furries rescue library from mayor’s homophobic slash & burn
An online group of furries rescued a library from the actions of a homophobic mayor. The Mississippi bigot held $110,000 of funding hostage to his demand to remove all ‘homosexual’ books. Of course, books do not possess sexuality or gender. But no one tell the dickhead that. He’ll burn everything if he hears books are …
M&Ms late to the ‘stir up outrage for publicity’ party
Mars Inc earlier this week attempted the old stir up outrage for publicity ploy with the announcement that M&Ms would become more inclusive. Rabidly anti-inclusivity yobs fell for the marketing blitz and announced boycotts they’ll honour for about five minutes. However, those favouring inclusivity generally laughed so hard many risked choking on handfuls of chocolate …
That’s not the Queen – the Craig Kelly Christmas Message
Every year, old folk around the British Commonwealth look forward to a time-honoured end of year tradition – the Queen’s Christmas Message. But this year the old girl got ambushed by the United Australia Party with the Craig Kelly Christmas Message. Call me slow, but it took me a while to catch on. There was …
This Christmas, we’re awash with dicks past present & future
With apologies to Charles Dickens, this Christmas sees us awash with dicks, past, present and future. First, Steve-O re-emerged from well-deserved obscurity. Grandad Jackass announced the launch of his own uncensored website. Then a guy in Florida caught with bags of meth and coke tied to his dick claimed the drugs weren’t his. Finally, reality …