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John lydon johnny rotten sex pistols

John Lydon, otherwise Johnny Rotten of Sex Pistols fame, recently suffered a fleabite to the penis. Or so he claimed in various interviews to market his latest merch, a book titled I Maybe Right, I Maybe Wrong. “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f*cking flea bite on it. And …

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The Queer Newsweek Halloween Special looks at Kevin Rudd’s petition for a Royal Commission into the Murdoch media. We also address the negative feedback for our recent report on the death of the Sultan of Brunei’s son Prince Azim. DocQ talks about pregnant transmen and we show you how to look like Tyga or Rudy …

cock-up male chastity device cellmate

The Cellmate Chastity Cage locks onto the male genitalia and prevents most penile sexual activity. The wearer can allow a ‘keymaster’ control of the male chastity device via a smartphone. However, in a giant cock-up, a security flaw means a hacker could take control and lock every Cellmate in use. Designed without a release override, …

drag queens behaving badly kitty litter baltimore eagle

The UK and the US are both beset by drag queens behaving badly. In the UK, a drag performer named Kitty Litter received a fine Friday for crapping on Facebook instead of in her tray. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, armour-clad agents raided the Baltimore Eagle leather bar after drag queens at a competing venue lodged …

Joe arpaio partial to dogs America's Toughest Sheriff furry convention

Joe Arpaio previously billed himself as ‘America’s Toughest Sheriff’. He recently accepted a paid gig recording a message welcoming the Arizona Furry Convention without knowing what furries actually are. “I’m kind of partial to dogs,” said the racist, homophobic, xenophobic all-round nasty old man. “Good luck organizing the Arizona furry convention, which is for animal …

diy vasectomy

 An American gun enthusiast and Trump supporter last week pioneered a new DIY vasectomy. The man belongs to a group which shares images of themselves pointing guns at their genitals. But, in a monumental balls-up, he accidentally fired his gun and shot himself in the scrotum. The San Diego man belongs to a private Facebook …

ivanka trump pride

Presidential enabler Ivanka Trump took time out from her role as an advisor to her father yesterday to tweet ‘Less hate, more love’. She decorated the tweet with flawed Pride imagery. Her tweet came just days after the US coronavirus death toll passing 100,000. Also, as the presidential advisor tweeted, riots took place across the …

pete evans bio-charger

Yes. That is correct. Pete Evans is a chef. Not a doctor. Nor a scientist. He’s not even a DIY flux capacitor engineer. He’s a chef. But despite that Evans spruiked a $15,000 light frequency machine, a ‘Bio-charger’ — which he claimed could fight coronavirus — on Instagram. He called the machine a ‘hybrid subtle …

cunnilingus pat robertson covid-19

One of America’s most influential religious figures, former presidential candidate Pat Robertson claims cunnilingus causes COVID-19. Pat Robertson avoided the word ‘cunnilingus’. It seems it was at the tip of his tongue but he couldn’t quite get his mouth around it. Ladies’ private parts “Some of these young uns are doing all kind of unnatural …

testicle festival

In a kick in the balls for testicle lovers all over the American midwest, the organisers of the Deerfield Testicle Festival reluctantly cancelled this year’s event because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Now in its ninth year, the Deerfield Testicle Festival previously beat off stiff competition from other gonad galas. A number of American towns hold …

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