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whoppers grow knockers

With so little else to fight about, people are gearing up to fight World War III over meatless meat. With the US release of Burger King’s Impossible Whopper the alt-right claim the burger contains sufficient estrogen to cause men to grow breasts. That’s right – Whoppers grow knockers. The far-right base their claim on an …

gay porn actor

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) wrestler Lars Sullivan, allegedly once enjoyed a career as a gay porn actor. Sullivan previously paid a $10,000 fine for racist, sexist and homophobic posts on message boards under two usernames from 2007 until 2013. Gay WWE fans noticed a resemblance between Sullivan and RandyBlue actor ‘Mitch Bennett’. Wrestling website Ringside …

A good logo can prove an enormous asset to a company’s branding and marketing. Just think the Nike tick. However, occasionally logo design goes horribly wrong with hysterical results. We’ve collected some of the world’s funniest logo f-ups in the hope that designers continue to make these same mistakes. Obviously, it might sometimes be a …

television title your sex-life

Yes indeed. It’s time to describe your sex-life as a television title. The Yanks are doing it, and anything they can do, we can do better. So television title your sex-life and make it funny, goddammit. Americans spent Christmas night giving their sex lives a television title. Well, at least they weren’t attending a Trump …

gay mafia hitman lady godiva

Recent reports revealed a newfound tolerance for discreet gay gangsters in the ‘Ndrangheta Calabrian mafia crime family. Despite that, new information exposes the murder of a gay mafia hitman by his own cousin in 2002. The cousin admits he obeyed orders to kill his cousin because of his sexuality. On 19 December, Italian police arrested …

perineum sunning butthole sunning

Social media influencers — people frequently renowned for their diligent scientific research — recently unleashed a new wellness phenomenon on the waiting world. The latest innovation in the search for increased energy is — drum roll, please — perineum sunning. That is, lying naked on your back with your legs spread to allow the sun …

cadaver in the closet

Season Two of the magnificent POSE television series features the ‘cadaver in the closet’ episode. In the series, based on the 80s New York Ballroom scene, one of the stars of Ballroom, Elektra, needs to dispose of a body. While working as a BDSM mistress, one of her clients asks her to leave him alone …

impeachmas

The twitterati went impeachment crazy earlier today as tweets conflated Donald Trump’s impeachment with the Christmas season. Indeed, all across the land of the free, Merry Impeachmas tweets rang out. Along with photos of impromptu street gatherings to call for impeachment, tweeters also tweeted impeachmas cards and impeachmas carols. Above all others, The Twelfth Day …

drag queen cara melle shoves woman twitter viral video

A UK drag performer has been lashed by her fellow queens after footage of her pushing a patron off stage went viral. London-based drag queen Cara Melle encountered the woman during a drag brunch number, reportedly Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas is You. As the woman danced in the performance area, Cara strides …

penis fish

It was penis fish lover’s heaven in California last week after a mass stranding of the throbbing worms on Drake’s Beach in Marin County. Exposed to the elements, the penis fish risked being gobbled up as seagulls swooped in, hungry for the tasty 10-inch morsels.   Colloquially known as penis fish, the aquatic phallus goes by …

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