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Your dentist knows you’ve been giving blowjobs
A dentist revealed in a podcast with an Aussie supermodel that she and her colleagues can tell you’ve been giving blowjobs from a routine oral examination. And it’s not because you forgot to wipe your chin! Anyway, the story is true but, TBH, no great revelation. It spreads on social media every so often as …
RETARTED: Caitlyn Jenner proud to reclaim slur
In her rush to support the Trump clan, Caitlyn Jenner boasted this week that despite current social standards, she would still use the slur “RETARTED”. Jenner made the ironic spelling error while supporting Donald Trump Jr having a whine about the Biden administration on X. Donnie Jr complained about the social embargo on a slur …
Meme week: no shrooms, just Scott Morrison & Boris Johnson
Scott Morrison and Boris Johnson, politicians who famously never showed up for disasters in their own countries, nevertheless mugged for photo ops in Israel this week. But first, as promised in the headline, don’t expect memes about the alleged mushroom poisoner here. That would be in extremely poor taste. And we are nothing if not …
Toffee Custard? A new twist for the Golden Gaytime
Streets has announced a new collab for an Aussie fave. Get ready for Golden Gaytime Inspired Toffee Custard. We’ve seen the frozen treat re-imagined in different ways before — from doughnuts to plant-based versions. But now, Pauls, known for their classic custards, have put on their own twist. They’ve joined up with Streets to create …
Euphoria & White Lotus delays: prosthetic penis makers starve
With new seasons of Euphoria and The White Lotus delayed until 2025, insiders predict a dire immediate future for prosthetic penis makers. Making a convincing prosthetic penis does not come easy. A skilled prosthetic penis maker invests years of study and practice into their art. One highly regarded artisan explained that his Buddhist beliefs guided …
Week in Memes: Lil Nas X, Newscorp, Ned Kelly, Cute puppies
The Week in Memes. Cute puppies, a Lil Nas X milestone plus a Tony Abbott historical highlight and a monumental rewriting of Aussie bushranger history by Abbott’s great sponsor, the Murdoch media. Cute puppies Oi! Don’t run with scissors you little shihtzus @therealshihtzusophie Ready for freaky weekend!✂️👻💀 Costumes available on the link in our instagram …
Top shaming now a thing? If they wear jockstraps?
It seems top shaming is now a thing. According to X, the alphanumeric character formerly known as Twitter, no self-respecting top should wear a jockstrap. I suppose it’s only fair that tops take a turn. Bottoms have already copped it hard and long. But restricting clothing choices seems a very conservative heterosexual sort of thing …
Lauren Boebert gropes date at family friendly show
Feral US congresswoman Lauren Boebert — the screeching far-right scold who rants about drag queens sexualising children — fondled her date during a family-friendly performance of Beetlejuice in a crowded theatre. Scroll down for vid. The Lauren Boebert at Beetlejuice story is the gift that just keeps on giving. It started out with reports she’d …
Watch: Bible Basher takes bat to Dollhouse for Jesus
Pastor Greg Locke revels in a batshit crazy style of preaching. But he’s outdone himself this time. During a recent sermon, the Tennessee Bible Basher demolished a dollhouse with a Bible-wrapped baseball bat. But that was just for starters. On Tuesday at Locke’s church, his mate Pastor Henry Shaffer told a conference that giving children …
Disney furious over ‘behind-the-scenes’ viral vids
Furious over TikTok accounts like Illegal Disney revealing ‘Behind-the-scenes’ vids of theme park characters, Disney has called in investigators to reveal the employees behind the leaks. Scroll down for the vids. Videos on the Illegal Disney TikTok account show Pluto twerking while Minnie Mouse dances provocatively. Other behind-the-scenes footage shows mascots performing stripper-like moves as …
