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cunnilingus pat robertson covid-19

One of America’s most influential religious figures, former presidential candidate Pat Robertson claims cunnilingus causes COVID-19. Pat Robertson avoided the word ‘cunnilingus’. It seems it was at the tip of his tongue but he couldn’t quite get his mouth around it. Ladies’ private parts “Some of these young uns are doing all kind of unnatural …

testicle festival

In a kick in the balls for testicle lovers all over the American midwest, the organisers of the Deerfield Testicle Festival reluctantly cancelled this year’s event because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Now in its ninth year, the Deerfield Testicle Festival previously beat off stiff competition from other gonad galas. A number of American towns hold …

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The satirist behind the Comune di Bugliano continues to keep Italians laughing during the grim days of the coronavirus lockdown. Last week, a tweet from the civic authorities of the fictional town fooled media who reported on it as fact. The tweet announced a ban on orgies, threesomes and gangbangs as a precaution against the …

wisdom of alan jones covid-19

In a time of crisis, Australia, of course, turns to the Collected Wit & Wisdom of Alan Jones. Because, in the era of COVID-19, if you didn’t laugh, you’d cry. Jones yesterday described the response to the worldwide pandemic as ‘the health version of global warming’. Some people in this world got through life until …

coronavirus italian gangbang ban

A prank Twitter account earlier today managed to fool gullible media with an announcement of a ban on orgies, threesomes and gangbangs in the Italian commune of Bugliano. The local Mayor supposedly banned multiple partner sex acts as a precaution against the spread of coronavirus. 🔴 VIETATI ASSEMBRAMENTI DURANTE LE ATTIVITÀ SESSUALI. Come misura ulteriore …

paraskevidekatriaphobiacs friday the 13th unlucky

Friday the 13th is upon us, an unlucky day according to paraskevidekatriaphobiacs. Paraskevidekatriaphobia, or the fear of Friday the 13th, apparently still affects millions of superstitious people around the world. So, on this Friday 13 March 2020, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the globe, Trump lingers in the White House and MAFS remains …

ask granny coronavirus questions gtreat toilet paper panic

Granny answers reader’s questions, gives advice and offers must-have lifestyle tips. If you have a pressing matter that requires resolution email Ask Granny. But this week, with the world in the grip of the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020, Granny answers all your coronavirus questions and more. The Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020 Dear …

donald trump rush limbaugh medal of freedom

American President Donald Trump Tuesday night awarded America’s highest civilian honour, the Medal of Freedom, to one of the country’s most uncivil citizens. Rush Limbaugh — radio host, racist, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe and general all-round bigot — received the award from enabler Melania Trump. Scroll down for vid of Rush Limbaugh’s greatest ‘hits’ Donald Trump …

whoppers grow knockers

With so little else to fight about, people are gearing up to fight World War III over meatless meat. With the US release of Burger King’s Impossible Whopper the alt-right claim the burger contains sufficient estrogen to cause men to grow breasts. That’s right – Whoppers grow knockers. The far-right base their claim on an …

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World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) wrestler Lars Sullivan, allegedly once enjoyed a career as a gay porn actor. Sullivan previously paid a $10,000 fine for racist, sexist and homophobic posts on message boards under two usernames from 2007 until 2013. Gay WWE fans noticed a resemblance between Sullivan and RandyBlue actor ‘Mitch Bennett’. Wrestling website Ringside …

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