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spanish flu covid pandemic

Reading newspaper articles from the time of the Spanish Flu feels depressingly familiar. Indeed, it’s déjà vu all over again. Anti-vaxxers, deniers, conspiracy theorists, profiteers, and quacks grabbed the headlines then, as they do during the COVID pandemic. “People were different back then,” apologists love to chant about days gone by. But, if those know-nothings …

folau acl

Australian Christian Lobby (ACL) disciples watched in awe on Saturday as Southport Tigers King Israel Folau made his debut. However, the park footy Messiah failed to inspire converts, scoring just one try. Israel Folau debuted for the Tigers with a purr rather than a roar. “I was just happy to blow the cobwebs out,” said …

RPDRDU Trivia

Time for the RPDRDU Trivia Super Quiz. With the first series of Drag Race Down Under done and dusted, the fake fur continues to fly. Fans brook no criticism of the show for fear of missing out on a second season. But don’t worry. The only thing that will determine if we see a second …

Fact-checking Alan Jones

Some fact-checkers like to challenge themselves. But others like easier work. For them, there’s fact-checking Alan Jones. In an article in Murdoch newspapers this week, Jones takes aim at Gladys Berejiklian over lockdowns and COVID restrictions. Besides forgetting to mention that the two Yankee doctors he quotes are whacko conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers, he gets …

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Joe Exotic this week announced the hunt for the Tiger King’s new husband. He invited potential spouses aged 18 or more to enter a competition called The Bachelor King. His press release promises the winner a 3-night, 4-day all-exclusive paid romantic getaway with Joe himself.  However, conditions apply. The romantic getaway can only take place …

peter dutton woke morning teas

Australian Defence Minister Peter Dutton last week took garrisoning the nation to new heights as he launched into battle against woke morning teas.  As Australia plots its way into an uncertain future, Dutton took steps to ensure our federation will not falter before legions of colourfully dressed coffee drinkers. Certainly, the defence of our Commonwealth …

wacky world condoms

There are now prophylactics for almost every taste. The wacky world of condoms includes a variety of unexpected flavours. Strangely though, not one single manufacturer of the protective love glove offers a penis-flavoured version. For millennia, supplicants to the phallic divinity knelt in awe before their rigid diety. Due to the lack of peer-reviewed research …

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Maleny Golf Club in Queensland’s beautiful Sunshine Coast hinterland recently announced the introduction of gender-neutral golf tees. Cue outrage. The troglodytes who spend their days turning over rocks in search of wokeness, cancel culture or any other eensy tweaking of the presumed status quo came screaming out of their caves. They first took to the …

viral madonna photoshop fail

Madonna is again going viral for all the wrong reasons. This time, Australian TikTokker claims Madonna photoshopped her own head onto the woman’s head to promote her Rebel Heart album. The Madonna Photoshop fail immediately went viral after Amelia Goldie posted the images. Some social media users criticised the star for not attributing the original …

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Every New Year’s Day, Cadbury’s resurrect an ovate chocolatish confection filled with fondant known as the Cadbury Creme Egg. This year, the egg managed to inspire petitions on both sides of the Atlantic. And not the usual ‘shops put Hot Cross Buns out earlier every year’ type of whinge. These complaints arose because bigots feel …

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