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#SmugglersDecide Budgie Smugglers

Voters turned up at polling booths all over Australia earlier today in Budgie Smugglers. Hardly traditional voting attire. The phenomenon resulted from a promotion by swimwear brand Budgy Smuggler which earlier this week called on Australians to ‘exercise their constitutional right to vote without pants on’. #SmugglersDecide Voters only needed to post a pic with the …

drip drip campaign Madison Cawthorn

What far-right, Trump-loving, anti-queer, American congressman Madison Cawthorn calls the ‘drip drip campaign’ against him continues. Scroll down for the vids Following lingerie pics and a crotch groping video, a new leak/drip shows him naked, dry-humping another man’s face while making farm animal noises. But it’s okay. Because it’s his cousin. Who is Madison Cawthorn? …

neil parish tractor porn

Tractor porn is the next big thing in bizarre sex after English MP Neil Parish claimed he only watched porn in the House of Commons following a Google search gone wrong. The tractor porn saga began when a female Conservative minister and another unnamed MP said they saw a member of their own party watching …

I'm not Gay Vitaly Milonov

Reality TV show I’m Not Gay, hosted by Vitaly Milonov, the politician behind Russia’s ‘anti-gay propaganda’ laws, intends to denigrate gays. But the show actually tends to reinforce stereotypes about homophobes. You know. Like that they’re all secretly gagging for dick. Scroll down for the homoerotic opening credits. I’m Not Gay features eight male contestants, …

bromeopathic Testicle Tanning tucker carlson

In his new ‘documentary’ End of Men, right-wing nutjob American culture warrior Tucker Carlson claims that men are weaker than they used to be and offers solutions. Among the easy DIY solutions to girls kicking sand in your face at the beach — testicle tanning, a ‘bromeopathic’ therapy that allegedly raises testosterone. To back up his …

pizza box art Guerneville

Residents of the small town of Guerneville, California devised a novel but effective solution to the out-of-town anti-gay protestors who regularly interfered with the peace and quiet of their town. They drive the bigots away with pizza box art. The pizza box art counter-protests began by accident. The religious demonstrators regularly gather outside Smart Pizza, …

Viagragate president unfloppable

Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro faced hard questions this week over the country’s ViagraGate scandal. Ironically, the president likes to refer to himself as ‘imbrochável’ or ‘unfloppable’. Critics demanded to know why President Unfloppable’s administration spent a fortune on impotence pills, prosthetic penile implants, lubricants and botox for the country’s armed forces. According to Brazil’s FLASH …

fluffer auditions euphoria s3

The producers of Euphoria S3 yesterday announced plans to produce the third season of the hit show in Queensland. Gold Coast locations will double for Miami as the cast of the drug-and-sex-soaked show hit the beaches for Spring Break. With plans to up the sexual quotient in the coming season, producers are now holding fluffer …

mark latham vegan rainbow sandwich

I try occasionally to be an empathetic person. Honestly. Cross fingers and hope to die. But triggered by a f_cking sanga? Yes, indeed. Mark Latham posted to Twitter yesterday to complain about a Vegan Rainbow Sandwich available in the NSW Parliament House. Now, I must admit that there are two kinds of people I find …

Women's Network

The logo for the Prime Minister and Cabinet’s Women’s Network is no more after someone eventually noticed it looked like a big purple dick. Additionally, the W for women attached to the phallic design element looks suspiciously like a pair of balls. But anyway, the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet shared the logo to …

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