Naked and Afraid: What’s biting you, Sam Mouzer?


Sam Mouzer naked and afraid
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Naked and Afraid is a guilty pleasure. Admittedly, I only watch it for the amazing shots of remote desert. Let’s face it. As Sam Mouzer’s experience shows, there’s too much fear and too little nakedness.

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Jesus, whoever pixelates this show hates human genitalia. You could swing a decent-sized tit or large penis across the Serengeti and not cast a single shadow with their dedication to a world free from genitalia.

But there’s some excitement to be had for sadists.

In the latest SERIES 17 set in Colombia, 39-year-old military veteran Sam Mouzer incurs collateral damage to his ‘little soldier’.

“Oh no, I’ve got a dick tick.”

Sam tells the audience the tick “is trying to eat away at my helmet(foreskin).”

A medic intervenes to remove the tick.

But there’s more.

No wonder Sam’s soldier wears a helmet.

Sam was enjoying a good night’s sleep back in SEASON 15 when a coal ember leapt from the fire.

Where did it land?

Smack Bang on Sam Mouzer’s ‘little soldier’s helmet’.

Check out the clip from Naked and Afraid.

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Destiny Rogers

Destiny Rogers embarked on her career in the media industry immediately after high school, initially joining Mirror News, which later evolved into News Ltd. She fondly recalls editing Ian Byford's 'Passing Glances: A History of Gay Cairns' as one of her most fulfilling projects. Additionally, Destiny co-researched and co-wrote 'The Queen's Ball', chronicling the history of the world's longest-running continuous queer event. Her investigative work on the history of Australia's COON Cheese and Edward Coon culminated in the publication 'COON: More Holes than Swiss Cheese', a collaborative effort with Dr. Stephen Hagan. Destiny's journey at QNews began as a feature writer, and she was subsequently elevated to the role of Managing Editor of QNews Magazine in 2018. However, in July 2022, she decided to resign from this role to refocus on research and feature writing. For contact, please reach out at destinyr@qnews.com.au.

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