Naked and Afraid is a guilty pleasure. Admittedly, I only watch it for the amazing shots of remote desert. Let’s face it. As Sam Mouzer’s experience shows, there’s too much fear and too little nakedness.
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Jesus, whoever pixelates this show hates human genitalia. You could swing a decent-sized tit or large penis across the Serengeti and not cast a single shadow with their dedication to a world free from genitalia.
But there’s some excitement to be had for sadists.
In the latest SERIES 17 set in Colombia, 39-year-old military veteran Sam Mouzer incurs collateral damage to his ‘little soldier’.
“Oh no, I’ve got a dick tick.”
Sam tells the audience the tick “is trying to eat away at my helmet(foreskin).”
A medic intervenes to remove the tick.
But there’s more.
No wonder Sam’s soldier wears a helmet.
Sam was enjoying a good night’s sleep back in SEASON 15 when a coal ember leapt from the fire.
Where did it land?
Smack Bang on Sam Mouzer’s ‘little soldier’s helmet’.
Check out the clip from Naked and Afraid.
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