Prying paparazzi snapped some Orlando Bloom nudes as the actor enjoyed some naked time at the beach earlier in the week. The entire Internet consequently now needs a cold shower.
Orlando was reportedly on holiday in Italy along with girlfriend Katy Perry. Just standard good holiday fun until he dropped trou and went paddleboarding with her on Tuesday.
Without a moment’s hesitation, tabloid newspapers The New York Daily News and also the Daily Star published the pics. Although the papers censored Orlando’s third Legolas, the uncensored photos quickly made their way online.
No comment from couple on the Orlando Bloom nudes
The couple haven’t commented on the creepy/hot photos but the reaction on social media was as thirsty as we’ve come to expect:
Show me the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/Itecdr3bOn
— Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016
Now I know why Katy Perry called her new song ‘Rise’.
LOOK I MADE AN ORLANDO BLOOM DICK JOKE.
— Liam Murphy (@liamwaterloo) August 4, 2016
Where’s the uncensored pics of naked Orlando Bloom tho pic.twitter.com/KczXfA0SFA
— Tez (@TezAguilera) August 3, 2016
Does Orlando Bloom still act in stuff or is he just Katy Perry’s nude man-servant?
— Rodrigo A. Cokting (@rcokting) August 4, 2016
When u see Orlando Bloom’s snausage, but you have to remain calm cuz ur at work and a professional. pic.twitter.com/qczyL5P0oj
— Bradley Traynor (@bradleytraynor) August 4, 2016
I’m so gay I didn’t even notice that the girl in Orlando Bloom’s nude pics was Katy Perry.
— A girl has no name (@UnGatoCheshire) August 3, 2016
Clicking into the Orlando Bloom trend pic.twitter.com/CYTC89y7a6
— Niall (@SlippyToYou) August 4, 2016
— Laura Soret ن (@LauraMarieNelly) August 2, 2017
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