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fluffer auditions euphoria s3

The producers of Euphoria S3 yesterday announced plans to produce the third season of the hit show in Queensland. Gold Coast locations will double for Miami as the cast of the drug-and-sex-soaked show hit the beaches for Spring Break. With plans to up the sexual quotient in the coming season, producers are now holding fluffer …

Women's Network

The logo for the Prime Minister and Cabinet’s Women’s Network is no more after someone eventually noticed it looked like a big purple dick. Additionally, the W for women attached to the phallic design element looks suspiciously like a pair of balls. But anyway, the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet shared the logo to …

brings men closer together family feud

A recent episode of Family Feud on American TV required contestants to guess survey responses to a pretty obvious question. “What’s an activity that brings men closer together?” One of the competing families eventually guessed the top three answers. Sports/Fishing seems obvious. As does drinking, or Cold Brewskis in Yankee television lingo. But going to …

spanish flu covid pandemic

Reading newspaper articles from the time of the Spanish Flu feels depressingly familiar. Indeed, it’s déjà vu all over again. Anti-vaxxers, deniers, conspiracy theorists, profiteers, and quacks grabbed the headlines then, as they do during the COVID pandemic. “People were different back then,” apologists love to chant about days gone by. But, if those know-nothings …

RPDRDU Trivia

Time for the RPDRDU Trivia Super Quiz. With the first series of Drag Race Down Under done and dusted, the fake fur continues to fly. Fans brook no criticism of the show for fear of missing out on a second season. But don’t worry. The only thing that will determine if we see a second …

peter dutton woke morning teas

Australian Defence Minister Peter Dutton last week took garrisoning the nation to new heights as he launched into battle against woke morning teas.  As Australia plots its way into an uncertain future, Dutton took steps to ensure our federation will not falter before legions of colourfully dressed coffee drinkers. Certainly, the defence of our Commonwealth …

wacky world condoms

There are now prophylactics for almost every taste. The wacky world of condoms includes a variety of unexpected flavours. Strangely though, not one single manufacturer of the protective love glove offers a penis-flavoured version. For millennia, supplicants to the phallic divinity knelt in awe before their rigid diety. Due to the lack of peer-reviewed research …

gender-neutral golf tees maleny golf club courier-mail comments pages

Maleny Golf Club in Queensland’s beautiful Sunshine Coast hinterland recently announced the introduction of gender-neutral golf tees. Cue outrage. The troglodytes who spend their days turning over rocks in search of wokeness, cancel culture or any other eensy tweaking of the presumed status quo came screaming out of their caves. They first took to the …

easter eggplant santa's yumnut love sausage

While Coles and Woolworths re-enact the annual post-Christmas bun fight to be the first out with hot cross doughy rolls, Britain’s Marks & Spencer lifted Easter treats into a whole new ballpark. Following their Valentine’s Day Love Sausage and Santa’s Yumnut at Christmas, the store just released an Easter Eggplant. Scroll down for images. Despite …

fake news semen toothpaste

This writer has always remembered an article from an Australian gay publication during the early years of the AIDS crisis. It reported on an American dental association’s cover-up of research into semen toothpaste. It claimed five pages of the association’s recent newsletter remained blank after omitting a report on the study. For some reason, the …

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