Queen’s lunch date wants Meghan paraded naked thru streets

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Camilla, Queen Consort, enjoyed lunch last Wednesday with, among others, Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson. Then on Saturday, The Sun published a piece by Clarkson about dreaming of seeing Meghan Markle paraded naked through the streets while crowds threw shit at her.

That’s the same Queen Consort who polishes her public image by advocating against domestic violence. Anyway, WTF!  Why is the Queen of England lunching with two of the most hateful Meghan Markle haters out there? And that’s saying a bit. It takes a lot to top the pile of pile-ons.

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The Daily Mail, Friday

Here’s what crusty homophobe Clarkson wrote.

We all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked hookers. But then along came Meghan, who obviously used some vivid bedroom promises to turn him into a warrior of woke.

And now it seems that she has her arm so far up his bottom, she can use her fingers to alter his facial expressions.

I actually feel rather sorry for him because today he’s just a glove puppet with no more control over what he says or does than Basil Brush.

Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her. Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level.

At night, I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, “Shame!” and throw lumps of excrement at her. Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.

As though we’d expect anything else from Jeremy Clarkson writing in the Murdoch-owned Sun.

Keep ya tiara on!

Jesus F. Christ! Charlie F. Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor! Keep ya tiara on! How’s the palace press office going to handle this?

We all know the British Royal family enjoy the services of a formidable press team. After all, just over two decades ago, Camilla was easily the most hated woman in Britain, the Commonwealth, and probably the world. But the palace press office turned that around. Humble peasants of long memory will remember that back then the now king committed to not making Camilla queen in order to marry her. However, the press office got to work and that all changed.

But what can they do this time?

Perhaps claim she didn’t notice Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson for the glare of her plundered diamonds?

Whatever. The palace will struggle now to rebut claims it orchestrated the Meghan Markle hatefest out of fear of her early popularity.

Maybe Charles should follow in the footsteps of his predecessor King Cnut and order the tide to stop coming in.

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  1. Richo
    21 December 2022

    Mr Morgan and Clarkson are hardly people i would go to for unbiased opinions on anything. Mr Clarkson is mildly funny when talking about motor vehicles but this is the limit of his brain, Mr Morgan must drink vinegar with lemon juice each hour, stupid bitter old man.

  2. Peter Turner
    21 December 2022

    Why do people who have never, and will never, meet Meghan Markle feel qualified to assassinate her character?
    We now have a King whose recent career desire was to be a used tampon in the vagina of his Queen Consort so I don’t think the Royal couple are in any position to heap it on top of Harry and Meghan.

    Morgan and Clarkson are only seeking controversy in an attempt to remain relevant.

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