Q: Not getting enough gay sex? A: Become an ex-gay


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Image: Jeffrey McCall Facebook

Perhaps ex-gay would be better spelt xxx-gay because these people consistently do the one thing they tell others not to do — give themselves over to the absolute pleasure of gay sex. The latest is Jeffrey McCall, founder of the ex-gay — or xxx-gay — group Freedom March.

Truth Wins Out (TWO) is an organisation dedicated to countering the ex-gay movement. TWO recently uncovered a Facebook post in which Jeffrey McCall confesses he succumbed to temptation on multiple occasions since 2020.

McCall admits in the post to what we might call the F word. But by F word, we do not mean f_ck. McCall does not f_ck, fornicate, frigg or frott! Rather, he falls.

“I met someone that I was trying to help… I then went on to fall sexually with a man when I felt wounded and lonely. This lead to multiple falls with men over time.”

This writer wishes I’d thought of that excuse. It would have come in handy so often in life.

“Did you f_ck my husband?”

“No. I just fell on him… naked… Well, not quite naked… I was wearing strategically placed mounds of strawberries and cream.”

Jeffrey McCall also expressed regret for his cheating heart.

“[It] led to me being unfaithful to Jesus and giving my heart away.”

Oh Lordie, Lordie, Lordie…

Male sex-worker

McCall claims he was previously a male sex worker. People in glass houses and all that. We have no problem with people earning an honest living. And we never meet a sex worker as devious, sly, underhanded and downright evil as some of the f_ckers who pimp out Jesus to fill their pockets.

Of course, before mocking Jeffrey McCall, one should consider, is this a terribly conflicted person going through some horrible crisis? But then you remember that Jeffrey McCall makes money off this shit.

As one commenter on his page posted about his regular appeals for donations.

“If you go back through his timeline, coincidentally all of his requests for donations are around the first of the month. He has no job, therefore someone has to pay his rent? Mortgage? Whichever it may be.

“It’s just a fraud and conspiracy, playing on peoples weaknesses, fears and religious beliefs.”

Anyway, as someone prone to falling into mockery and cheap shots, this writer will simply follow Jeffrey’s ex-gay example.

“Every time I fell, I would truly repent and turn away again. I would feel Gods love, mercy, and forgiveness.”

This writer is sorry for mocking dickheads. Truly, truly, truly sorry. There we go. All good. I am now an ex-mocker. Until next time.

Read more: Here’s an ex-ex-gay

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