Yes indeed. It’s time to describe your sex-life as a television title. The Yanks are doing it, and anything they can do, we can do better. So television title your sex-life and make it funny, goddammit.
Americans spent Christmas night giving their sex lives a television title. Well, at least they weren’t attending a Trump rally.
Eight is Enough immediately caught our attention, because we don’t think they mean kiddies.
— 💙Stamishinc MenorahFB 💙 (@StamishincGhost) December 26, 2019
Of course, there are some very obvious responses. Though we never mind reminders of Married With Children.
— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) December 26, 2019
We particularly liked the young lady not content with one title. Stuck with Desperate Housewives for now, she nevertheless aspires to Sex in the City.
— Tani (@15TanishaM) December 26, 2019
Someone suggested Fawlty Towers. We’d like to meet the American amused by that British comdey, but more importantly, what does an American eagle gif have to do with it?
— imPerfect (@MeIsYourApp) December 26, 2019
We’d never heard of Bosom Buddies, but after looking at the gif, we’d watch it just for the hair.
— Lori Lane Rodriguez (@dogriguez) December 26, 2019
Of course Monday Night Raw could mean anything – it might refer to vegetables, but could also reference meat, if you follow. If not, please just ignore us and we’ll sit quietly here in the corner.
— Icarus (@theGoat33) December 26, 2019
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