LAWSUIT AGAINST EVERY HOMOSEXUAL ON THE PLANET


As the Supreme Court of the United States debates same-sex marriage, a woman has asked a district judge to decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn’t a sin.

Sylvia Ann Driskell, a 66-year-old from Nebraska, has filed a lawsuit against every homosexual on the planet.

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In Driskell vs Homosexuals, the woman identifies herself as “the ambassador” for plaintiffs “God and His Son, Jesus Christ” and accuses all homosexuals of breaking “religious and moral laws”.

She doesn’t cite any cases under law but mentions many Bible verses for the judge to consider.

That homosexuality is a sin, and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality,” she wrote in her petition.

Why else would they have been hiding in a closet … I’m sixty six years old, an (sic) I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples (sic) lewd behaviour.”

Not surprisingly, gay activists have enjoyed poking fun at the lawsuit.

Daily Kos’ Steven Payne wrote about the lawsuit in an entry titled, “My husband and I are being sued.”
“We’ve had a good run,” he joked in the post. “But this is all about to crash and burn around our ears thanks to 66-year-old Sylvia Driskell of Auburn, Nebraska.”

So far the court has not issued any summons for the hundreds of millions of defendants.