Holier than thou Barnaby Joyce: self-declared ‘dead c*nt’

holier than thou Barnaby Joyce dead c*nt
Images: Twitter Screengrab, Barnaby Joyce Facebook

Holier than thou Barnaby Joyce, the former Deputy PM who campaigned to enforce ‘traditional marriage’ while secretly destroying his own by bonking a female staffer almost half his age has been filmed lying on a Canberra street muttering about a ‘dead f*cking c*nt’.

His former mistress and now wife, Vicki Campion, told a reporter that Joyce was talking to her at the time. However, she insisted he was not referring to her as a ‘dead c*nt’.

“No I think he was calling himself one, he likes to self flagellate.”

Joyce’s long political career started in Queensland where he seemed to take former premier Joh Bjelke Petersen as a role model. Like Joh, Barnaby Joyce relentlessly claimed the high moral ground, never giving an inch, even in the face of public exposure. Both loudly proclaimed themselves the best friends farmers ever had while the rural sector declined decade after decade. But not Joh and Barnaby, who both prospered during their long political careers.

(Okay – ‘never giving an inch’ is probably an unfortunate choice of idiom in Joyce’s case.)

Damage control for self-flagellating ‘dead c*nt’

After video of the former Deputy Prime Minister lying on a dark Canberra street spread on social media, his journalist wife moved quickly into damage control. Andrew Mercado, always an astute observer, noted the ridiculousness of the defence.

No sympathy

Footage of this particular politician in a seemingly drunken state came as a surprise to no one. Rumours of his being drunk in parliament have circulated for years. Some speculated on social media that he suffers from alcoholism and offered that as an excuse for extending sympathy.

But I’m with MFW. Too much harm over too many years. If help was needed, it should have been sought long ago by him or his enablers.


Over the limit with Barnaby:

Crusader Watch: shithead, bonk ban & traditional marriage.

Marriage Equality Campaigner Rodney Croome Blasts Joyce.

Joyce on marriage & Asian perception.

Was Joyce just tip of traditional marriage hypocrisy iceberg?

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Destiny Rogers

Destiny Rogers embarked on her career in the media industry immediately after high school, initially joining Mirror News, which later evolved into News Ltd. She fondly recalls editing Ian Byford's 'Passing Glances: A History of Gay Cairns' as one of her most fulfilling projects. Additionally, Destiny co-researched and co-wrote 'The Queen's Ball', chronicling the history of the world's longest-running continuous queer event. Her investigative work on the history of Australia's COON Cheese and Edward Coon culminated in the publication 'COON: More Holes than Swiss Cheese', a collaborative effort with Dr. Stephen Hagan. Destiny's journey at QNews began as a feature writer, and she was subsequently elevated to the role of Managing Editor of QNews Magazine in 2018. However, in July 2022, she decided to resign from this role to refocus on research and feature writing. For contact, please reach out at destinyr@qnews.com.au.

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1 Comment

  1. ollie brooks
    13 February 2024

    Parliamentary AA meetings are on Fridays at 5-6 pm “High Ima Barnaby Joyce and ima alcoholic”

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