U.S. President Donald Trump put the internet in stitches with his latest Twitter rant, this time about ‘EASY D’. Trump took to the social network overnight to vent about the difficulty implementing his earlier executive order banning people from seven predominantly Muslim countries from the United States.
EASY D!
“Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!”
Aren’t we all? Presumably, Trump meant ‘an easy decision’. But whatever he meant, many of his 24 million followers know the phrase as popular slang for ‘easy dick’. Of course, for both of our more innocent readers, we should explain that means ‘readily available penis for recreational pursuits’.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
Donald Trump should try hookup apps
Whether Trump fans or not, Twitter users immediately responded to the President’s missive. Despite their political differences, they generously shared their own stories of waiting for an easy dick. Many also suggested Donald Trump try hookup apps.
The hilarious memes poured in:
easy d pic.twitter.com/BX2nzpRnaF
— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) February 8, 2017
Sure the Easy D may be nice but it’s the D you really have to work for that’s the most rewarding.
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) February 8, 2017
.@realDonaldTrump Trust us. It’s not all just “Easy D” pic.twitter.com/SY0zaJglI8
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) February 8, 2017
can’t believe POTUS is tweeting about the gay agenda: life, liberty, & the pursuit of EASY D https://t.co/1yMXX4lkQ5
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) February 8, 2017
Just think: somewhere right now, two White House staffers are discussing how to tell the President of the United States what “Easy D” means
— David Mack (@davidmackau) February 8, 2017
Sorry. But. I’m dying over here, y’all. #EasyD #Waiting pic.twitter.com/H2LSfd2QVR
— Anthony M. Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) February 8, 2017
“Waiting for easy D” is the chapter of my memoir that’s devoted to my college years https://t.co/qWDZNCbQSF
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) February 8, 2017
Easy A. || Easy D. pic.twitter.com/86PJAA8ooi
— Alec (@PolicyAlec) February 8, 2017
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