Fluffer auditions: Euphoria S3 filming Gold Coast


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The producers of Euphoria S3 yesterday announced plans to produce the third season of the hit show in Queensland. Gold Coast locations will double for Miami as the cast of the drug-and-sex-soaked show hit the beaches for Spring Break. With plans to up the sexual quotient in the coming season, producers are now holding fluffer auditions.

A production spokesperson told QNews shooting in Australia will prove more economical in addition to other advantages.

“Aussie talent is hot right now so it makes sense to go where the talent is.

“Our show pioneered erect penises on television and viewer feedback is they want more. But the more discerning viewers complain that prosthetic erect penises are just too obvious.

“They even claim it ruins the viewing experience. In truth, those prosthetic penises are not cheap to produce. It is more economic to hire real penises, but those things don’t get hard by themselves.”

Fluffer auditions for Euphoria S3

“As the line between broadcast TV and porn increasingly blurs, working as a fluffer is a good entry point into the television industry.

“Working conditions are excellent though there can be a lot of just sitting around and chewing the fat between scenes. And having worked as a fluffer myself in my younger days, I can tell you it can be hard on the knees.

“But our production provides the very best deluxe knee pads and prayer cushions from the same company that supplies the Vatican. Numerous cardinals attest that if you spend a lot of time on your knees, these are the cushions you want to kneel on.”

Those interested in attending fluffer auditions getting underway soon should send applications to iknewthiswasbullshit@moreaprilfoolspranks.com.

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