No, not all lesbians move in on the second date. Furniture transport is a pain in the neck!!
Yes, we do have straight friends. No we are not trying to recruit them!!
Bed death is real. It happens when we die form too many exceptional orgasms.
Yes, we do have orgasms!
No, we are not all emotionally challenged - at least that is what my therapist says.
No, Butch women do not consider themselves men. Mostly we are quite comfortable in our skin and are not looking for a change - although a beard sometimes might be fun.
Yes, lesbians use condoms as well. Why let the guys have all the fun?
No, I didn't choose to be gay but I wouldn't have it any other way.
No, we are NOT man haters, ask my dad. Long live the male!!
No, we do not all have short hair, it is just easier upkeep
Yes, you can pick some lesbians out in a crowd a mile away, but some of the less visually obvious might surprise you.
No, not all lesbians want to be mothers, it's more fun to annoy your nieces and nephews and hand them back.
No the L word is not real, where are all the Dykes?
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