AMERICAN HORROR STORY - TUESDAYS 9:30 ON 11 It’s been a long time since a truly creepy series has been on our screens. If you think Supernatural counts you’re a lightweight. The premiere was full of twists and tales in a house that refuses to allow happiness. Flashbacks show the multiple murders, some of the victims remain trapped as ghosts and others are determined to destroy those who live inside the house, and their guests. Dylan McDermott (The Practice) and Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights/Spin City) relocate after an affair, along with their teenage emo-esque daughter. The neighbour (Jessica Lange) is pure sin, along with her downs syndrome daughter who knows of the evil inside the house & there’s a maid, but she comes with a HUGE twist all her own. It's from the creators of Nip/Tuck & Glee, but it's way the former than the latter – complete with masturbation scenes (m & f) and full-on sex scenes, if that whets your appetite. Some of you might like the night-light, but none of you should be disappointed in the layers of mystery that surrounds the series! Glee (Wednesdays 7:30, 10) is back after a lengthy absence (blame US Baseball) and several characters lose their V Plates, a new boy sets his sights on Blaine (to Kurt's horror!), more Glee Project graduates come along & Karofsky returns.